You play the brave XKCD guy on the run from the horde of Redditors. Escape from them by making them crash into each other as they swarm towards you.
You take it in turns, first you move, then the Redditors move. Flee from the Redditors as they advance towards you and when two collide they will crash and turn into a pile of rubble. Any other Redditors crashing into the rubble will also stop there. If you're in trouble then teleport away or fire a bomb.